As I wrote on the 'bootlegs front page', many illegal products are made by people having very limited knowledge of English language. Sometimes it is clear that they have no idea what they put on bootlegs' covers. From one side it is, of course, hillarious... It is, however, quite sad as well... The table below represents some examples of the creativity of people who have no clue of what the words (and letters) actually mean... |
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Firstly, the name, of course: | |
Ayumi Hamasaki
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Ayomi
Hamasaki
Ayumi Hamasahi Aymi Hamasagi Aomi Hamozagi Ayumi Hamassaki Ayumi Hamasak Ayuni Hamazaki |
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Now, the names of songs/albums (unfortunately, the list is being continuously updated...): | |
CORRECT |
STUPID
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A
Song for XX
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A
Sony for XX
A Song for XXX A Song A Song for ** A Song for Somebody A Song forog a song for video dips |
alterna
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Aiterna
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ANGEL'S
SONG
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Angeus
song
Augel's Song Angle's Song |
appears
|
Ppears
A Ppears Oappears apperas appeaks Appfars |
AUDIENCE
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Hudience
Hudi Evce Hdi Evce hudi ence Hrdienge Hudi Enceo |
Because
of You
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Because
of Lyou
Becouse of You Bucause of You Beacuse of You Beaause of You |
Bold
& Delicious
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Bold
& Delicilus
Bold & Belicious Bold Delicious |
Boys
& Girls
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Boys
Vs Girls
boys & GIHS Boy & Girl Boy and Girls Boys and Girl Boys and Boys and Friends Boys.Girls Boys Cirls Boys & Giels Beys Girls Boy's Girls Boys - Giels |
CAROLS
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Carol
Carlos Catols Garols |
Catcher
In The Light
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Catch
in the Light
Catcher In The Hight |
Connected
|
Conneotoo
Connecteo Conneceted Connect Conneeteo Conne Cted Connecte |
criminal
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Crimidl
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Daybreak
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Day
Break
Dabreak Daybreals Daybveak Daybread Dav break day brear Daybrcak |
Dearest
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Deatest
Dearst Drearestt Dearese Deavest Fearest Deapest Deareast Deasest Dearrs |
Depend
on you
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depend
on uou
opend on you Edpend On You Depend Eppend on you Edpend one you Dependon you Depdnd on you Pepend On You |
Dolls
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Dolis
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Duty
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Dutt
Outy Duby Daty Buby |
Endless
Sorrow
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Endless
soitow
Endless Sohow Endees sorrow Endcess Sorrow Endccss Sorrow Enoless Sorrow Evdless Sorrow |
ever
free
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everlasting
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everlasting
dream
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Everlasting
Dreamy
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everywhere
nowhere
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Everywhere
owhere
Every Where Every where now here Every wher nowhere |
evolution
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Evocution
Evalution Evolutou Evolil Tton Evoiution Evolutuin Evolotion |
fairyland
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Fairy
Land
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Far
away
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Far-A-Way
Faauag Fara way For A Away For Away Ftce Gnay Far Awy Faraways |
flower
garden
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dlower
garden
Rower Garden |
Fly
high
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Fly
hight
fy high Fil High flyhigh Fly Higt Fly Away |
forgiveness
|
Ourgiveness
Forgivenss Forglveness For Giveness Forgivestv forgireness |
For
My Dear...
|
For
you dear
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Free
& Easy
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Free
Us Easy
Free Easy Free Vs Esay |
Greatful
days
|
Greatful
day
Grateful Days Greadful Days great days Creatful Bays Greatful Greatful Olays |
HANABI
|
Hanabl
Hanabt Hanbi Hanahi Hanadi Han Abi Hahab4 Hunbi Hawabz hana bi |
HANABI
~episode II~
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Hanbi
Episodells
Hanbi -Episode II- Hanabi - Episodell Hanabi - Episode Hanble (Epiosde II) Hanabi Episale 2 |
HAPPY
ENDING
|
Happy
Endling
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Heartplace
|
Heart
Place
Hrart Place Hearyplace Heart Plae Heartplave |
HOPE
or PAIN
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Hope
Of Pain
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Humming
7/4
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Humming
Hunming 1/4 |
I
am...
|
am
iam I am I am |
INSPIRE
|
Insire
Inspired |
Interlude
|
Interiude
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is
this LOVE?
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Is
this you
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July
1st
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Julylst
Luckiest July ist |
immature
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immatrre
I'm Ture |
Kaleidoscope
|
Kaleidos
cope
Aleidoscope Raleidoscope |
kanariya
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kanariua
hanariya night coming kanariga Danarlya Kanartya Kanar I Ya |
key
~eternal tie ver.~
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Key
- eteeranoltie ver
lock heart Key Eteral Tie Ver |
Liar
|
Liap
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LOVEppears
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Lover
Appears
Live Pears |
LOVE
~Destiny~
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Love-Desting
Love Estiny Love Pesting Love Esting Love Detiny |
M
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Mtu-ka
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Memorial
address
|
Memor
Ial Address
Memoridl Address Me Morial Address Armorial Address Emorial Address Me Morial Addrss Memorial Addres |
Moments
|
Muments
Moment Xxoments Momets Momants |
my
name's WOMEN
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my
name'x women
My Names Wom |
Naturally
|
Natavally
Natur Ally Natrually Naturuny |
NEVER
EVER
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Neverevey
Hudi ever Vever Vever Never Never never eer Nevet ever Necer Ever |
neverending
dream
|
Never
Ending Dream
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no
more words
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No
More Wortids
No More Worlds No More Worlas |
No
way to say
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On
way to say
Noway to say |
opening
run
|
opening
Ran
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ourselves
|
Ours
of You
Oursellves Ourselvestv-cf-song Ourselvesty-Of-Song Ourselvers Our ourjelves Ouyselves Our Selves |
poker
face
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Poker
Tsce
Pokerfacb Dpker Tace Poer Face Poder Face Pokey Face pokek face Poler Face |
RAINBOW
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Bainbow
Rtifinbow Rtfinbow RMI & Bow Rinbow Rain Bow Raihbows Rainbowo Ranirow |
Real
me
|
Rwal
Me
Realy Me Read me Real Time Weal Me Realme Red Me |
SEASONS
|
Easons
Season Seasibs Sea Sons Seasonsd Seaons Seasonso |
SIGNAL
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Sfep
You
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STEP
you
|
Single
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still
alone
|
Still
Along
Stilla lone Stiss Alone Still a alone |
SURREAL
|
Surred
Supreal Srreul Sirreal Sarreal |
taskinillusion
|
Task
in illusion
taskinluda Tasuki ni Illusion Taskinl Llusion |
taskinlude
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taskinwde
Taskinwed Taskinwde |
teddy
bear
|
Teday
Bear
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theme
of a-nation '03
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The
Me of A-Nation
Theme of A-Ntion Theme of A NAtion Theme of Nation |
TO
BE
|
To
Me
|
Trauma
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Tyouma
Taru Fauma Tranma Travma |
Trust
|
Trus
Trrst tras |
UNITE!
|
Untte
Unitelkipin Untie Unite 1 Unitel Unlee Untte-Ririn |
vogue
|
Rogue
Voguer Vogve Wogue Vogde |
Voyage
|
Voace
Yoyage Voyace Vuange |
walking
proud
|
Wallking
Proud
Walking Around |
WHATEVER
|
What
Ever
what erer Whaiever Whateve |
winding
road
|
Winfing
Road
Winding Roada |
WONDERLAND
|
Wondetland
Wonder Land |